Let Me Get This Straight

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
04/18/2016 at 17:50 • Filed to: Movies

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You’re telling me a guy that goes by the name “Vehicle Identification Number Diesel,” in a movie about grown-ass adults with too much disposable income farting around in econoboxes, is going to end up with as many sequels as four decades worth of Star Wars? And the next one is going to feature the hero of Mad Max: Fury Road (and my on-and-off again waifu) as the antagonist?? I should probably see one of these movies.

OMG, his name is Mark Sinclair! A “VIN” is a mark and Sinclair...

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This guy went all in for this franchise.

My name is Badge Petrol, and I’m an actor!


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Wobbles the Mind
04/18/2016 at 18:00

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To be fair they’re pretty much unsubtle superhero movies now.

In the latest one he thunderstomps and makes a parking garage collapse, in a dual-wrench swordfight with a Bond villain.

Also at the same time an African warlord flew around in Airwolf using drones to fight a minigun-toting Dwayne Johnson.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Wobbles the Mind
04/18/2016 at 18:00

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Greeting’s from the other side of the fence. I’m probably the only 31 year old male in the Information Technology field that has been unable to sit though one whole Star Wars movie ever. However I’ve seen every F&F movie multiple times.

I was never introduced to Star Wars at a young age, none of my childhood friends were into it, and by the time I was forced to sit though a screening of it (on a bus ride) I couldn’t get into it. Every time since then has been the same thing. Family Guy’s Star Wars is as close as I have come.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > PanchoVilleneuve ST
04/18/2016 at 18:01

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Ok, be honest, can you follow that in the movie? Because I can’t follow that in a sentence.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Tripper
04/18/2016 at 18:05

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Honestly, the new Star Wars is the only one I’ve seen more than once and remember anything about. I treat movies the same way as books, go through it once but there are very few that get repeat visits from me. You are weird though!


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > Wobbles the Mind
04/18/2016 at 18:07

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Skip the first 3.


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > Tripper
04/18/2016 at 18:09

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Im your age as well. While Im a Scifi, Space, science and tech fan. I have never sat through any Star Wars or Star Trek movies. I cant get into them. Like you, Family Guy episodes are all I know of them.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > PanchoVilleneuve ST
04/18/2016 at 18:10

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Starred for Airwolf and thunderstomps

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Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Wobbles the Mind
04/18/2016 at 18:19

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I was more upset that vcr thieves became globetrotting ultra spies. How the hell does that happen? and if a national security threat drives around in high performance cars to do his capers, why dont they use AT weapons? or grenade launchers? or fifty cals? is dwane johnson and vin deisel literally invulnerable? This next movie is probably going to be a superhero flick where vin flies around in a magic transforming car suit.

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See above: FastnFurious man, the hero the city needs AND deserves!


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Wobbles the Mind
04/18/2016 at 18:19

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And just like all series people have differing ideas as to at what point they stopped being a car movie and turned into a heist movie with cars.

Bonus points are awarded when someone chimes in with proper chronological order for the movies.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Tripper
04/18/2016 at 18:22

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I’m the exact same. No interest in Star Wars whatsoever and have never been able to stay awake thru a whole movie. But I’ve seen every F&F multiple times. I’ve easily watched the Original and Tokyo Drift 50 times each and I’m not in any way exaggerating.

I’ve got to say that Fast Five is my favorite of the bunch.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
04/18/2016 at 18:24

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1,2,4,5,6,3,7


Kinja'd!!! d15b > DoYouEvenShift
04/18/2016 at 19:03

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WHAT?

No, you gotta watch the first one. That movie alone caused AEM to sell 150%more intakes than previous years!


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > d15b
04/18/2016 at 19:11

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And drove up the prices of Supras!